My 10 year old daughter was doodling away one day so I decided to join her and asked her what should I draw. She knows how to push my buttons so she said "A pony, no a unicorn! Make it pink Dad!"
I have tried to explain to her that Unicorns are actually blood thirsty creatures of almost pure evil and have 100,000 hit points. Don't be fooled by the magic illusion spell that hides the true form of this hideous creature. They want nothing more than to drain you of your blood and add you to the pile of bones they like to stand upon.
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