My 10 year old daughter was doodling away one day so I decided to join her and asked her what should I draw. She knows how to push my buttons so she said "A pony, no a unicorn! Make it pink Dad!"
I have tried to explain to her that Unicorns are actually blood thirsty creatures of almost pure evil and have 100,000 hit points. Don't be fooled by the magic illusion spell that hides the true form of this hideous creature. They want nothing more than to drain you of your blood and add you to the pile of bones they like to stand upon.
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LOL a good start to my day
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Never trust unicorns.
ReplyDeleteAnd never trust Dolphins - remember Innsmouth!
Anything with a bone sticking out of its head has to be a little bit warped.
ReplyDeleteHa ha! I have an eight year old daughter so I can totally relate to that! I've tried convincing her that unicorns are actually real, but their correct name is a "Rhinocerhorse". Don't think she believed me, but I'll show her your picture :-)
ReplyDeleteBrilliant drawing mate!
ReplyDeleteThat poor child! Wonderful illustration though and a great giggle. :)
ReplyDeleteExcellent! You've got to watch out for the tricky b*st*rds!
ReplyDeleteHaha great drawing! Though you forgot to tell her that Unicorns really do exist http://www.frodobooth.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/funny-rhinoceros-unicorns-curves-field.jpg
ReplyDeleteThanks everyone. Glad you got a laugh out of it.
ReplyDeleteRhino...yeah that's a real Unicorn.
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The Dreaded Hoofnarwhal! NOOOOO!!
ReplyDeleteHilarious, I love it!
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